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From Highway 101:
Take 101 to Capitol Expressway - Exit East.
Turn right at Aborn Road (2nd. Stoplight - heading East).
Turn right at San Felipe Road (3rd. Stoplight).
Turn left at Fowler Road (2nd. Stoplight - heading East).
Turn right at the stop sign in front of Evergreen School.
Turn right at Amos Way (3rd. Street past stop sign).
Next to the last house on the right-hand side.
- Apples
- Peaches
- Pumpkin Pie
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
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| Name: Dave Stiff |
Hometown: Owensboro |
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Database Manager |
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| Height: 6 Foot |
Phone: 408 743-4606 |
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| Weight: 190 lbs |
Fax: 408 747-0947 |
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| Color: Caucasion |
Email: stiff@interex.org |
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